TT's interesting junk (volume 1)

The list below is self-explanatory.

www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ I can take on 17 5-year olds.
www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ I can take on 16 90-year olds.
www.oneplusyou.com/bb/view2/human_shield My body is 31% effective as a human shield.
www.oneplusyou.com/bb/death 150,994 people died on the day I was born (nothin funny about that).
www.oneplusyou.com/bb/cadaver My dead body is worth $5165.00.
www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie I have a 39% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse (that's some BS, right).
www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/blog_cuss 0% percent of pages on this board contain actual curse-words.
www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/caffeine My caffeine level for today is: Extremely High - Excessive Energy, Spastic
www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/trapped I could survive 46 days trapped in my own home.
www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch I could feed 9 cannibals!

Have fun.