Shinobi at Law: Hanzo Edition

And so you find yourself in a courtroom, accused of a crime you may or may not have committed- and in Japan, of all places. Nearly broke and desperate to prove your innocence, you passed by a high school on your way to court and hired one member of a group of shady young women to be your legal representative. Between then and now, she revealed to you that she is a shinobi. You worry about her sanity and her capabilities as an attorney, but decide to trust her because she's a ninja, and ninjas and pirates are well known to be the most trustworthy of individuals. As the trial begins, you glance at the crowd and notice a goat among them. This goat has rainbow-colored fur and is eating cheetos in a clandestine manner, wiping the orange dust on its expensive-looking business suit. You have the strangest feeling that you have seen this goat somewhere before.

So, who did you hire from Hanzo National Academy to be your attorney?



I went with Katsuragi. What is justice, next to an unbuttoned suit with no bra beneath?! At the very least, she'll distract everyone from the prosecution's arguments.